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Cheki kilichotokea stesheni ya treni, mambo mengine ukipaniki inakula kwako kama huyu jamaa
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka. Watu wakamuullza, unacheka nini sasa wakati umeachwa? Akawajibu: "kinachonichekesha, yule aliyepanda alikuwa ananisindikiza.
Kwa hiki kilichonikuta sitadanganya tena kuanzia leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Juzi nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona,kila kijana alikuwa akimtupia macho,so me nilikuwa na wepesi wa kuongea naye kirahisi coz nilikuwa kando yake,,, Sasa kama unavyojuwa wanaume kwa kujikosha Nikaimigine mtto ananiangalia so nikaamuwa kupiga fake phone "Hello Mr. Supervisor,nitachalewa kidogo coz kuna mahali nitapitia, so nipelekee tu hyo Ferrari yangu nyumbani"
Nikaona mrembo ameniangalia kwa macho ya husda apo nkajua nimeuwa ndege kwa jiwe moja, nkaamua kujikosha mtt wa kiume , "niaje mrembo", akanikazia macho kisha akaniambia, "Shika battery yako uliangusha ukitoa simu"
Icho kicheko watu walicheka hujawahi ona jooo adi ikabidi dereva aegeshe gari watu wacheke kwanza 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nikaona isiwe tabu nikashukia pale pale🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿
Tujifunze kusema ukweli kwani uongo sio mzuri hata kwa Mungu… 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Kilichotokea baada ya bibi na babu kukumbukia mahaba ya ujanani
Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
Mke; leo mama alinikataza nictoke nyumbani usiku nijisomee ! Babu hoii…
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
WACHEPUKAJI WENGI WANATABIA HIZI
1.Hachezi mbali na simu yake kila wakati. 2.Inbox na sending items hufutwa kila wakati. 3.Ukimuomba simu yake ghafla lazima akwambie hebu kwanza……. 4. Kamwe haiiti always vaibration. 5. Namba nyingi ha save. 6. Kuna simu hapokei hata iweje….anapenda sms zaidi 7.Majina mengi kwenye simu yameseviwa kwa majina ya kufikirika. 8.Muda mwingi ni mtu wakujihami. 9.Anapenda password na anabadili mara kwa mara. 10.Akiazima simu yako, akitumia tu anafuta dial no haraka. 11.Always yuko na simu…..hadi bafuni ikibidi. 12. Anajazba ukimuuliza chochote kuhusu simu….anajishtukia. 13. Akiwa anachati anakuangalia mara kwa mara kiwiziwizi 14. Hana jeuri ya kukuweka profile picture na akikuweka humalizi masaa anakudampu huko Hapa kuna ukweli asilimia millioni moja kabisa Share na washikaji zako😜😜😜😜😜
