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Lucy Mushi
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Apr 23, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Jamila
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Apr 22, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Nasra
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Apr 18, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Lydia Mahiga
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Apr 9, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Wande
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Apr 7, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Mar 20, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mwanakhamis
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Mar 3, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Betty Kimaro
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Feb 3, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Jane Muthui
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Jan 29, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mchuma
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Jan 22, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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John Lissu
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Dec 8, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Jane Malecela
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Nov 16, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Lucy Kimotho
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Sep 22, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Elijah Mutua
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Sep 12, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Bernard Oduor
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Aug 27, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Peter Mugendi
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Aug 19, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Charles Wafula
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Aug 8, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mercy Atieno
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Jul 23, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Rose Mwinuka
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Jul 20, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Ramadhan
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Jul 16, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jul 14, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Khamis
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Jul 3, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mazrui
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Jun 26, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Juma
Guest
May 18, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Abubakari
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May 8, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 8, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Binti
Guest
May 6, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Shabani
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May 1, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Wande
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
