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Mwajabu
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Mar 26, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mwanahawa
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Mar 24, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Peter Mugendi
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Mar 18, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Daudi
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Mar 13, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Hashim
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Mar 10, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Saidi
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Mar 6, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nyota
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Feb 27, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sultan
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Feb 20, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Agnes Lowassa
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Feb 18, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Lucy Wangui
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Feb 12, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Nancy Kawawa
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Feb 10, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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John Lissu
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Feb 4, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mwanaidi
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Jan 25, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Ann Awino
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Jan 2, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mgeni
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Dec 27, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Richard Mulwa
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Dec 15, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sarah Karani
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Dec 3, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Yahya
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Nov 26, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Ramadhan
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Nov 25, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
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Nov 23, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Amani
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Monica Nyalandu
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Aug 29, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Nancy Akumu
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Jul 23, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Janet Sumari
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Jul 19, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Kenneth Murithi
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Jul 10, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Kenneth Murithi
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Jul 2, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Betty Akinyi
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Jun 27, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Frank Macha
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Jun 23, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Abubakari
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Jun 8, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 31, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 23, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Fredrick Mutiso
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May 12, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
