A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! ๐ค๐งฑ
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! ๐๐๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on February 21, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on February 20, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Nassar (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 18, 2017
๐ I needed that laugh!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Azima (Guest) on January 9, 2017
๐ So funny!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 24, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Abubakari (Guest) on December 14, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Umi (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 22, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 20, 2016
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Omari (Guest) on October 3, 2016
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Issa (Guest) on September 27, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 17, 2016
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Chiku (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Furaha (Guest) on September 9, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 9, 2016
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Warda (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Hamida (Guest) on August 22, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 12, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 6, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on July 23, 2016
๐ This is a keeper!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 21, 2016
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Safiya (Guest) on July 17, 2016
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Daudi (Guest) on June 22, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mashaka (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 4, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Juma (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 18, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on April 28, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on April 16, 2016
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 30, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 20, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 20, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Khadija (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 8, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Athumani (Guest) on March 1, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Wande (Guest) on February 24, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ