A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! 🤝🧱
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! 🎉🏘️
Husna (Guest) on February 21, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
George Mallya (Guest) on February 20, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Nassar (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 18, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Azima (Guest) on January 9, 2017
😂 So funny!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 24, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Abubakari (Guest) on December 14, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Umi (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 22, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 20, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Omari (Guest) on October 3, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Issa (Guest) on September 27, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 17, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Chiku (Guest) on September 13, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Furaha (Guest) on September 9, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 9, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Warda (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Hamida (Guest) on August 22, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 12, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 6, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
David Chacha (Guest) on July 23, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 21, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Safiya (Guest) on July 17, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Daudi (Guest) on June 22, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Mashaka (Guest) on June 15, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 4, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 23, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Juma (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 18, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Mashaka (Guest) on April 28, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Juma (Guest) on April 16, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 30, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 20, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 20, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Khadija (Guest) on March 15, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 8, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Athumani (Guest) on March 1, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Wande (Guest) on February 24, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰