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Husna
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Feb 21, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Azima
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Omari
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Issa
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Warda
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 23, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Juma
Guest
May 22, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 18, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 14, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 5, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Juma
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Wande
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
