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Maida
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Omari
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
😂 So funny!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Maida
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 27, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Shamsa
Guest
May 9, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 3, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Makame
Guest
May 1, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 1, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Khamis
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
