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Athumani
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Mar 14, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Janet Sumaye
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Mar 11, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Philip Nyaga
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Mar 4, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Ndoto
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Feb 14, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mariam Hassan
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Jan 26, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Juma
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Binti
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 30, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mohamed
Guest
May 28, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 10, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 4, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 2, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 1, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Daudi
Guest
May 1, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
