The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! ๐
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! ๐ ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 11, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Chum (Guest) on March 9, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 6, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 27, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Issa (Guest) on January 10, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 6, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Zakaria (Guest) on December 22, 2016
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Khadija (Guest) on December 7, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Jafari (Guest) on December 1, 2016
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Faiza (Guest) on December 1, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Shamim (Guest) on November 30, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on November 16, 2016
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 11, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Mustafa (Guest) on November 3, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 27, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 26, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Nassor (Guest) on October 23, 2016
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 18, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on October 12, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 22, 2016
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 7, 2016
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 26, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on August 25, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Muslima (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 16, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Bakari (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 17, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Leila (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
John Mushi (Guest) on July 8, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 3, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 24, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2016
๐ Nailed it!
James Kimani (Guest) on June 16, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 7, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Sofia (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 24, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 24, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 10, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 1, 2016
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 30, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐