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Biashara
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Jan 9, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Binti
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Maida
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Amina
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Masika
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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David Kawawa
Guest
May 14, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 13, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 13, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Makame
Guest
May 12, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mashaka
Guest
May 8, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Amani
Guest
May 4, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Nyota
Guest
May 1, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Majid
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
