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Joy Wacera
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Mar 2, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Salma
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Asha
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Neema
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Shani
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 24, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Baraka
Guest
May 24, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 5, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 3, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
