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Agnes Lowassa
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May 19, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Rehema
Guest
May 17, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 16, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 16, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Jafari
Guest
May 12, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Shani
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Jamal
Guest
May 26, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Fadhila
Guest
May 25, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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James Malima
Guest
May 23, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Amina
Guest
May 19, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 6, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
