I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Victor Mwalimu
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Nov 28, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Susan Wangari
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Nov 26, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Rose Mwinuka
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Nov 20, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Stephen Malecela
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Nov 12, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Nov 5, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Safiya
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Nov 4, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Shukuru
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Oct 31, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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George Wanjala
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Oct 30, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Kijakazi
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Oct 29, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nassar
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Oct 24, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Sarah Achieng
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Oct 12, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Ann Awino
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Oct 7, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Janet Sumaye
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Sep 30, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Grace Wairimu
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Sep 29, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Edith Cherotich
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Sep 27, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Zuhura
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Sep 21, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mariam Hassan
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Sep 19, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Lucy Mahiga
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Sep 8, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Salma
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Sep 7, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Khamis
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Aug 8, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Lucy Kimotho
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Aug 8, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Henry Sokoine
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Aug 4, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Shani
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Shabani
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May 29, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Lucy Mushi
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May 29, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Makame
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May 29, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Frank Macha
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May 24, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 23, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 21, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Shamsa
Guest
May 18, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 13, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Majid
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Apr 29, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jane Malecela
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Feb 22, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Joyce Aoko
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Feb 20, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Husna
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
