Issa (Guest) on December 8, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 20, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 12, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 5, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Safiya (Guest) on November 4, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Shukuru (Guest) on October 31, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 30, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 29, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nassar (Guest) on October 24, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 12, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 7, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 30, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 29, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on September 27, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Zuhura (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Salma (Guest) on September 7, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Arifa (Guest) on August 12, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Khamis (Guest) on August 8, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 8, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 4, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Shani (Guest) on July 28, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Tambwe (Guest) on July 28, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 19, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 18, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Yahya (Guest) on June 22, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 22, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

George Tenga (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Sultan (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rabia (Guest) on June 9, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Kassim (Guest) on June 6, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Shabani (Guest) on May 29, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 29, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Makame (Guest) on May 29, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 24, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 21, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Shamsa (Guest) on May 18, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Majid (Guest) on April 29, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 13, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Abdillah (Guest) on March 11, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 5, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 2, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 24, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 24, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 22, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Husna (Guest) on February 10, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄