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Edith Cherotich
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Nov 13, 2016
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
๐ Nailed it!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
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Amani
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Amina
Guest
May 26, 2016
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 23, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 22, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 21, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Mjaka
Guest
May 18, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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Hawa
Guest
May 17, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 12, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Mustafa
Guest
May 3, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Leila
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
