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Mwajabu
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Apr 17, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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John Lissu
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Apr 12, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mwanakhamis
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Apr 2, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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James Malima
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Mar 31, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Sharifa
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Jan 20, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Michael Onyango
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Jul 4, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Shani
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Binti
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Biashara
Guest
May 20, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 11, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Kazija
Guest
May 1, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
