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Daniel Obura
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Dec 11, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Dec 3, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Nchi
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Nov 24, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Nancy Kabura
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Nov 23, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Omari
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Jackson Makori
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Nov 7, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Richard Mulwa
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Oct 14, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Patrick Kidata
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Oct 10, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Shamsa
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Oct 2, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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David Chacha
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Sep 24, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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James Kimani
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Sep 12, 2016
😂 So funny!
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John Mwangi
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Sep 10, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Nora Lowassa
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Aug 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mgeni
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Aug 23, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Simon Kiprono
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Aug 8, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Ramadhan
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Jul 17, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Edward Lowassa
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Jul 16, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jul 9, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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James Malima
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Jun 20, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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John Malisa
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Jun 1, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jun 1, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Betty Kimaro
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May 27, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mwinyi
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May 26, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 18, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Rehema
Guest
May 5, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 1, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jafari
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Mar 31, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mzee
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Mar 30, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Sarah Mbise
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Mar 26, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mary Njeri
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Mar 23, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Juma
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Issack
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Maulid
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Jan 27, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
