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Stephen Malecela
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Apr 21, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Ramadhan
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Apr 5, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Warda
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Issack
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Farida
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 20, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 15, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 4, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 1, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
