Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Daudi (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Shamim (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 21, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Hashim (Guest) on April 20, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 12, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 10, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Fadhila (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 7, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 30, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Athumani (Guest) on March 30, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Daudi (Guest) on March 29, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 9, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 2, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Sekela (Guest) on February 24, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 17, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Fikiri (Guest) on February 14, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 1, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 24, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 23, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 28, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Abubakari (Guest) on December 16, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Warda (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Azima (Guest) on November 18, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 17, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 15, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mwanais (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Wande (Guest) on October 31, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
Farida (Guest) on October 25, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Kahina (Guest) on October 23, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Amir (Guest) on October 13, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 9, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 1, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
James Kimani (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Amani (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Jabir (Guest) on September 4, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Safiya (Guest) on August 30, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Sumaya (Guest) on August 26, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 25, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 16, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Mashaka (Guest) on July 3, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 30, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Nahida (Guest) on June 25, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 16, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Makame (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽