Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! 💌💨
Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Yusuf (Guest) on December 9, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Amina (Guest) on December 8, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 5, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 1, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Rabia (Guest) on November 30, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 27, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Warda (Guest) on October 23, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 18, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 16, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 15, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Mchuma (Guest) on October 11, 2016
😅 I needed that!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 9, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Ahmed (Guest) on October 9, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Arifa (Guest) on October 5, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Kassim (Guest) on October 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Wande (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 14, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 29, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Amani (Guest) on August 22, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Fikiri (Guest) on August 19, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 10, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Muslima (Guest) on August 10, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 3, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 29, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Hawa (Guest) on July 26, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Jaffar (Guest) on July 18, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 18, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
George Tenga (Guest) on July 9, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Habiba (Guest) on July 3, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Chiku (Guest) on July 1, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 24, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Ndoto (Guest) on June 22, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 17, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 14, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 11, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Sarafina (Guest) on June 9, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 8, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
Chum (Guest) on May 31, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 17, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 10, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Zakia (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 4, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Yahya (Guest) on April 25, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Habiba (Guest) on April 17, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 6, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 5, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 27, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 27, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 14, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Nchi (Guest) on March 9, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!