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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jan 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Shani
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Amina
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Salum
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Salma
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mjaka
Guest
May 25, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Khadija
Guest
May 17, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 16, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 13, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Maida
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Issa
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
