Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the π emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Latifa (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Khatib (Guest) on September 16, 2016
π This made my day!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 16, 2016
π I canβt stop laughing!
John Mushi (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 29, 2016
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Abubakar (Guest) on August 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Amani (Guest) on July 29, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Amani (Guest) on July 28, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Khadija (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Zakaria (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 12, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Tambwe (Guest) on July 3, 2016
π Best laugh of the day!
James Mduma (Guest) on July 3, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Chiku (Guest) on June 30, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Leila (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 26, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Raha (Guest) on May 15, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 12, 2016
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 9, 2016
π This is too funny!
James Malima (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Fadhili (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 28, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 27, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Halima (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 10, 2016
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 26, 2016
π Too good!
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 22, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Mchuma (Guest) on February 20, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Raha (Guest) on February 20, 2016
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Mwanais (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Maida (Guest) on February 10, 2016
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 8, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 6, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Shani (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Zubeida (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 30, 2015
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Furaha (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 21, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Fadhili (Guest) on December 18, 2015
π Canβt stop laughing!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄