What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 12, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 4, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 2, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

John Lissu (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Jamal (Guest) on October 7, 2016

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 7, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 28, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 27, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Shani (Guest) on September 23, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Rashid (Guest) on September 17, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Salum (Guest) on September 15, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

John Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 3, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Asha (Guest) on September 1, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Aziza (Guest) on September 1, 2016

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 27, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 12, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Zakaria (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Safiya (Guest) on August 6, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 20, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 18, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Nassar (Guest) on July 9, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Jamila (Guest) on July 8, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 1, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mariam (Guest) on June 26, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Kazija (Guest) on June 23, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 21, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Hashim (Guest) on June 21, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Makame (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 20, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Baridi (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Jamal (Guest) on June 17, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Azima (Guest) on June 3, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Sarafina (Guest) on June 2, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 27, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 27, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 25, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Farida (Guest) on May 17, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Rahma (Guest) on May 16, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 13, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Makame (Guest) on April 22, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Makame (Guest) on April 19, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 4, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 1, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 22, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Sultan (Guest) on February 22, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 4, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Zuhura (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on January 11, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔