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Hawa
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Jan 23, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Raphael Okoth
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Jan 12, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Farida
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mary Kidata
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Dec 26, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Husna
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Jane Malecela
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Sep 20, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Leila
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Maida
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mary Njeri
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Jul 20, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Warda
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Neema
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 26, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 25, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 13, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 3, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
