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Alice Mwikali
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Mar 9, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Azima
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Wande
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Raha
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 29, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Issack
Guest
May 25, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 24, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Leila
Guest
May 13, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 7, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Majid
Guest
May 4, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
