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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Shani
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Asha
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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John Malisa
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Maimuna
Guest
May 31, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Abdillah
Guest
May 24, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Saidi
Guest
May 9, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 7, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 1, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
