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Peter Otieno
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Mar 6, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Richard Mulwa
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Mar 2, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Feb 18, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Halima
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Omar
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 27, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Rashid
Guest
May 25, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Baridi
Guest
May 23, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 19, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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John Malisa
Guest
May 16, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 13, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 11, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 9, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Makame
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
