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Abdullah
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May 25, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Maimuna
Guest
May 25, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 23, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 23, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Rubea
Guest
May 12, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 6, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Raha
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Shani
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Binti
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Maida
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Azima
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
