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Alice Mwikali
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Feb 9, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Amani
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 28, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Majid
Guest
May 25, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Baraka
Guest
May 23, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Nahida
Guest
May 13, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Josephine
Guest
May 13, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 4, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
