Short Answer: Because his bed told him it needed a morning jog! ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: The boy ran around his bed because he believed his bed said it wanted to go for a jog. In this lighthearted scenario, the bed came to life and demanded some exercise to start the day off right! It adds a touch of whimsy and humor to the situation, making it a fun and playful reason for the boy's actions. The emoji of a little running figure helps visualize the boy's morning sprint around his bed.
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 9, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Amani (Guest) on February 8, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Nyota (Guest) on February 1, 2018
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Jabir (Guest) on January 7, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Fatuma (Guest) on January 4, 2018
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 25, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 16, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Jamal (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 28, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 25, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Baraka (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 13, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 6, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 3, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 2, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 2, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 1, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 31, 2017
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 24, 2017
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 11, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Khadija (Guest) on September 23, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 15, 2017
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Nahida (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 1, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 21, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 17, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 9, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Majid (Guest) on May 25, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Baraka (Guest) on May 23, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nahida (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Josephine (Guest) on May 13, 2017
๐ This just made my day!
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 6, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 3, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 24, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Khatib (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Muslima (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 4, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 3, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 1, 2017
๐ What a joke!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 24, 2017
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Jamal (Guest) on January 21, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Fadhili (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Ndoto (Guest) on December 19, 2016
๐ Nailed it!