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Binti
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Jan 20, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Raha
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Anna Sumari
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Dec 27, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Binti
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Salum
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Warda
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Makame
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Saidi
Guest
May 27, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mwanais
Guest
May 21, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 10, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Halima
Guest
May 1, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Masika
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
