Short Answer: ๐ Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!
Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! ๐ป
Fadhila (Guest) on November 28, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Maneno (Guest) on November 10, 2017
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on November 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 9, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 2, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 30, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Aziza (Guest) on October 28, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Jaffar (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2017
๐ Saving this one!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 21, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Nasra (Guest) on September 19, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Khalifa (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 5, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 31, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Sharifa (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 18, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 15, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
John Lissu (Guest) on August 9, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Mhina (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 1, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Omar (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 21, 2017
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Josephine (Guest) on July 12, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Warda (Guest) on July 9, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 8, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Mariam (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Maulid (Guest) on May 29, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Nashon (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 22, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Chum (Guest) on May 2, 2017
๐ Gotta save this!
Shamim (Guest) on May 1, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 17, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 13, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Maneno (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 28, 2017
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 15, 2017
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Omar (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 4, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Sekela (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น