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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 14, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Issa
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Husna
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Shani
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Jamal
Guest
May 6, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 5, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 4, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
