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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Masika
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Neema
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Abubakar
Guest
May 31, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 31, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 20, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 16, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Abdullah
Guest
May 13, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 12, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
