A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! ๐ค๐งฑ
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! ๐๐๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on January 29, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 24, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 19, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 19, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Rahma (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Zakaria (Guest) on January 6, 2018
๐ That punchline!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 30, 2017
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Umi (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 28, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Khamis (Guest) on November 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 29, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Salum (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 1, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Sekela (Guest) on September 26, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on September 26, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Ali (Guest) on September 19, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 22, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on August 6, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 23, 2017
๐ Too good!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Raha (Guest) on July 7, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 1, 2017
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 27, 2017
๐ This is gold!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 18, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 17, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 29, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Warda (Guest) on May 21, 2017
๐ Added to my favorites!
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 8, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Latifa (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 23, 2017
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Abubakari (Guest) on April 20, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Mzee (Guest) on April 2, 2017
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Fadhili (Guest) on March 27, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 24, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Safiya (Guest) on March 22, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 19, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Zakia (Guest) on March 17, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 11, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Jabir (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Yusra (Guest) on February 26, 2017
๐ Rolling on the floor!