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Latifa
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Jan 29, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Victor Kimario
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Jan 24, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Salum
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Warda
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 29, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Warda
Guest
May 21, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 8, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Issack
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
