What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

Habiba (Guest) on December 28, 2017

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 22, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mchuma (Guest) on December 19, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Omari (Guest) on December 6, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 2, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mazrui (Guest) on November 20, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 18, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 14, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 28, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 17, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 11, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 8, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Fadhili (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 15, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Hawa (Guest) on September 13, 2017

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 9, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 3, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Rahma (Guest) on September 3, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 23, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Daudi (Guest) on August 15, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 15, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Neema (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 7, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

George Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Masika (Guest) on August 1, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Furaha (Guest) on July 22, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Halimah (Guest) on July 21, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Salum (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 15, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Mazrui (Guest) on July 8, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Fikiri (Guest) on July 7, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 28, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

John Lissu (Guest) on June 20, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 18, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mazrui (Guest) on June 16, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Nashon (Guest) on June 14, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 13, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Chum (Guest) on June 3, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 1, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Fadhili (Guest) on May 30, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Sharifa (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Shabani (Guest) on May 22, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mariam (Guest) on May 11, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 1, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 30, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Omar (Guest) on April 28, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 22, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 21, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Abdillah (Guest) on April 18, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Makame (Guest) on April 17, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Kiza (Guest) on April 16, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 9, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 3, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Maulid (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆