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Habiba
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Dec 28, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Omari
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Neema
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Masika
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Salum
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Fadhili
Guest
May 30, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Sharifa
Guest
May 29, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Shabani
Guest
May 22, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mariam
Guest
May 11, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 1, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Omar
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Makame
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
