Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ A Counting Dracula!
Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on November 4, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 4, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 24, 2017
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Fikiri (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Asha (Guest) on October 15, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Yusuf (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Daudi (Guest) on October 2, 2017
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Omar (Guest) on September 25, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Khadija (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kahina (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Amina (Guest) on August 13, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 7, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Maulid (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 21, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mwanais (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 13, 2017
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Fadhila (Guest) on July 1, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 30, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Rashid (Guest) on June 26, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Shani (Guest) on June 22, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Khalifa (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 7, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 28, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Athumani (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 16, 2017
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Khadija (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 27, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on April 2, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Fadhili (Guest) on March 31, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Tabu (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Abubakari (Guest) on March 22, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 17, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 24, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 24, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Husna (Guest) on February 22, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 12, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Hashim (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on January 31, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
George Mallya (Guest) on January 25, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 16, 2017
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 15, 2017
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Sumaya (Guest) on January 4, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Hassan (Guest) on January 1, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ