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Hashim
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Feb 16, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Issa
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Leila
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 23, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 22, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 17, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Zainab
Guest
May 12, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Shamsa
Guest
May 2, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Farida
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Issa
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
