Answer: A needle! ๐งต
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 5, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Daudi (Guest) on June 2, 2018
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 24, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 18, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 2, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 21, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 20, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 9, 2018
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 19, 2018
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 5, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2018
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Salima (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 15, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 9, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 8, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 19, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nassor (Guest) on January 16, 2018
๐ Pure comedy gold!
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Hekima (Guest) on January 8, 2018
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 4, 2018
๐ You got me good!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 30, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 27, 2017
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 24, 2017
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Mariam (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 30, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
James Mduma (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Mazrui (Guest) on October 25, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Latifa (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 14, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
David Chacha (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on August 31, 2017
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Yusra (Guest) on August 30, 2017
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on August 29, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on August 29, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 24, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 18, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 9, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Jaffar (Guest) on August 8, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 30, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Wande (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on June 30, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 24, 2017
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on May 22, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 16, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Nuru (Guest) on April 21, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Hashim (Guest) on March 29, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 17, 2017
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐