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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jun 5, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 24, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Latifa
Guest
May 23, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 18, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 2, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Salima
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Shani
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Wande
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Latifa
Guest
May 26, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 23, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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James Mduma
Guest
May 22, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 16, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
