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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Salum
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Husna
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Baraka
Guest
May 24, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 14, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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David Chacha
Guest
May 4, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Warda
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Wande
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
