Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 1, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 19, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
David Chacha (Guest) on February 19, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 14, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Rubea (Guest) on February 8, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Masika (Guest) on February 5, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
Aziza (Guest) on February 5, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Abdillah (Guest) on February 2, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Mhina (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 18, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
Azima (Guest) on January 15, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 27, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 21, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 17, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 13, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 10, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Nchi (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Zuhura (Guest) on November 28, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
James Mduma (Guest) on November 16, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Zubeida (Guest) on November 10, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Furaha (Guest) on October 27, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Neema (Guest) on October 20, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 5, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
John Kamande (Guest) on October 1, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 28, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 24, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 15, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 14, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 7, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Rubea (Guest) on September 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
George Mallya (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Ndoto (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 1, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Mariam (Guest) on July 25, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Khalifa (Guest) on July 24, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 21, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 15, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 10, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 29, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 28, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 17, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Fadhili (Guest) on June 7, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 24, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Saidi (Guest) on May 19, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Mzee (Guest) on May 14, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 9, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
James Kimani (Guest) on May 8, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 4, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂