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Peter Otieno
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Dec 21, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Majid
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Salima
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Makame
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Masika
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Husna
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 12, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Maida
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Azima
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 29, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 29, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 27, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 17, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Amir
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Binti
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Omar
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Amina
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
