Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! 🥄💁♂️🔪"
Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.
Chum (Guest) on February 21, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Kassim (Guest) on February 17, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 11, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 6, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
John Lissu (Guest) on January 29, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Jaffar (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Daudi (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
George Tenga (Guest) on January 12, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Shani (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 31, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 27, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 26, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 22, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Nassor (Guest) on December 19, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Mchuma (Guest) on December 15, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 13, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Biashara (Guest) on December 12, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Yusra (Guest) on December 8, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 2, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Nyota (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Mwanais (Guest) on November 9, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Mgeni (Guest) on November 5, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 17, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Hekima (Guest) on October 17, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Maneno (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 16, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 31, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Selemani (Guest) on August 14, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 14, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 13, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 12, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Baraka (Guest) on August 11, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 7, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Jafari (Guest) on July 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 23, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 22, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Umi (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Shukuru (Guest) on July 15, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
James Malima (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 8, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 3, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 2, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 23, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 4, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 3, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Fikiri (Guest) on March 25, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 20, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵