Name her Patty! ๐
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on October 29, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 5, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
John Mushi (Guest) on September 21, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Saidi (Guest) on September 11, 2017
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Mazrui (Guest) on August 28, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Neema (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on August 5, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 28, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on July 27, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 25, 2017
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Chiku (Guest) on July 23, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 15, 2017
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Mchuma (Guest) on July 13, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 10, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 25, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 15, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Yahya (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Rahma (Guest) on May 30, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 14, 2017
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 6, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 4, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Abubakari (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Mgeni (Guest) on April 18, 2017
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 17, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Nuru (Guest) on April 17, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Aziza (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on March 9, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 9, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Husna (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 14, 2017
๐ Bookmarking this!
Shamim (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Makame (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Hamida (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Zakia (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 9, 2017
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 4, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 3, 2017
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก