Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Masika (Guest) on January 16, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 29, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Asha (Guest) on December 23, 2017
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 20, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 17, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Selemani (Guest) on December 13, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2017
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Nahida (Guest) on November 12, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
John Kamande (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 1, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 28, 2017
๐ Too good!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 27, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Mustafa (Guest) on October 22, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Sekela (Guest) on October 14, 2017
๐ So funny!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 14, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Nassor (Guest) on October 10, 2017
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 8, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 7, 2017
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 2, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Nyota (Guest) on September 1, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 1, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 25, 2017
๐ That punchline was epic!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 3, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 3, 2017
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Chiku (Guest) on August 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 29, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 21, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Jamal (Guest) on July 15, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 11, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 14, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 25, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 15, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Josephine (Guest) on May 2, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Saidi (Guest) on March 17, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Tabu (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 5, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Mariam (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Khamis (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท