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Diana Mallya
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Sep 2, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
😁 This is gold!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 31, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 29, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 21, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 17, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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John Lissu
Guest
May 14, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mustafa
Guest
May 14, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 12, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Jafari
Guest
May 10, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 8, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 4, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Majid
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Omari
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
