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David Sokoine
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Nov 29, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Farida
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 30, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Juma
Guest
May 22, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mchuma
Guest
May 18, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 10, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
