Azima (Guest) on February 24, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 20, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 19, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Athumani (Guest) on February 3, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 24, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Raha (Guest) on December 30, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Sumaya (Guest) on December 28, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 25, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Muslima (Guest) on December 17, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Habiba (Guest) on December 9, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Nyota (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Binti (Guest) on December 1, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 29, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 29, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Neema (Guest) on October 23, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 21, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 3, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Neema (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 15, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Wande (Guest) on September 14, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Rashid (Guest) on September 8, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Makame (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Hawa (Guest) on August 12, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mustafa (Guest) on July 25, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 23, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Juma (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Maida (Guest) on May 26, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Zuhura (Guest) on May 10, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 9, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Khamis (Guest) on May 8, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mashaka (Guest) on May 8, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 28, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Umi (Guest) on April 25, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 6, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 28, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 11, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Sofia (Guest) on February 4, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Rahma (Guest) on February 2, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 31, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mzee (Guest) on January 30, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Bahati (Guest) on January 17, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 14, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Chum (Guest) on January 5, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Rukia (Guest) on January 3, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 29, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Abdullah (Guest) on December 29, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 14, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Salum (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖