Short Answer: 🐘 Because they have two left feet! 🕺🏻💃🏻
Explanation: Elephants are known for their large and sturdy bodies, which can make it challenging for them to move gracefully. The saying "having two left feet" is a humorous way to describe someone who is clumsy or lacks coordination. In this case, we playfully suggest that elephants have two left feet, implying that their dancing skills might not be the best. The use of the 🐘 emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 26, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Kahina (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 10, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Rahim (Guest) on November 10, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 5, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 5, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Amina (Guest) on October 23, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Neema (Guest) on October 17, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Amina (Guest) on October 12, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 11, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 11, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 4, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Furaha (Guest) on September 30, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Umi (Guest) on September 17, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Jabir (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Josephine (Guest) on September 5, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 26, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Rahma (Guest) on August 26, 2018
😄 You got me!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 17, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 19, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 16, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 9, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Tabu (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Zakaria (Guest) on July 7, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 27, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Nchi (Guest) on June 7, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Warda (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 3, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Shamsa (Guest) on May 26, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Yusuf (Guest) on May 23, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Yusuf (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Husna (Guest) on April 18, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 17, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 15, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Majid (Guest) on April 13, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 7, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Binti (Guest) on March 21, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Maneno (Guest) on March 20, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 18, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Selemani (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Mchuma (Guest) on February 23, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 10, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
James Malima (Guest) on February 8, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Zainab (Guest) on January 29, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Maulid (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Jamal (Guest) on January 9, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Nahida (Guest) on December 13, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Arifa (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰