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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Issack
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Binti
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Farida
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Raha
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Juma
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 31, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 25, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 25, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 24, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 16, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Amir
Guest
May 12, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Baridi
Guest
May 2, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Masika
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
