Rahim (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 5, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Shani (Guest) on January 11, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Nasra (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Yahya (Guest) on November 30, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Kiza (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 15, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Amir (Guest) on November 15, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 22, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 18, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 16, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 14, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 30, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Rabia (Guest) on September 27, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 3, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Ndoto (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 2, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Tabu (Guest) on July 20, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Salma (Guest) on July 18, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Amina (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 23, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

David Chacha (Guest) on June 15, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Sumaya (Guest) on June 13, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Latifa (Guest) on June 4, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Zakia (Guest) on May 23, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 22, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 15, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mjaka (Guest) on May 3, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 29, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 27, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 11, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 30, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

David Chacha (Guest) on March 29, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 5, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mazrui (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 12, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Yusuf (Guest) on February 12, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 9, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 8, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 31, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mchuma (Guest) on January 27, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 26, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Kahina (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 17, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂