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Salma
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nassor
Guest
May 22, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mwanais
Guest
May 16, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hekima
Guest
May 13, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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James Kimani
Guest
May 7, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 5, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 1, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Makame
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Omar
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
