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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Majid
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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James Kimani
Guest
May 23, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mariam
Guest
May 19, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mazrui
Guest
May 16, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
May 16, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 15, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Chris Okello
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
