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Whatโ€™s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿฆ–โฐ

Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ—

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